I hate Corona I love Corona I have Corona You have Corona We all have a Corona Everyone has Corona

 

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

THIS IS ALL A JOKE MEANT TO BE A JOKE

PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED

" IT IS BETTER TO LAUGH THAN TO CRY " 

THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE CORONA BEER.. NOTHING ELSE 

I JUST WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT BEER THE CORONA BEER. 

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

I AM NOT A RACIST. WE ARE ALL GODS CHILDREN.

THERE IS NOTHING IN THE RULES SAYING I CAN'T TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

I HAVE DRINKEN / DRUNKEN? ALOT OF THEM IN MY LIFE TIME.

I LIKE TO HAVE THEM WITH A LEMON AND OR LIME.

I EVEN ONCE HAD CORONA WITH A LEMON AND A LIME !!!

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

IT IS A JOKE NOT A D#$K DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD

I love Corona
I like Corona
I enjoy having Corona
I can't wait to get Corona
Everyone likes Corona
Corona is simply the best
Corona is life
Life is Corona 
Corona is the be all and end all
Corona is what makes the world go round
Corona Corona Corona
Coh-roh-nah
Nine Coronas
Sixty Nine Coronas
69 Coronas
I love the smell of Corona in the morning
Smells like Corona spirit
Old man have Corona
Old women have Corona
Young boys have Corona
Young girls have Corona 
Families have Corona
Auntie has Corona
Uncle has Corona
Neighbours has Corona
Schoolboy has Corona
Schoolgirl has Corona
Corona is forever

Afghanistan has Corona
Albania has Corona
Corona is in Algeria
Corona has been linked to Andorra
Corona has been sighted in Anigua and Barbuda
Argentina is overwhelmed with Corona

Armenia has Corona

Australians have Corona

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

Austria has a big supply of Corona

Corona is abundant in Austria
Corona is everywhere in Azerbaijan
Corona has taken over in Bahamas
Corona is located in Bahrain
Corona is underground in Bangladesh
Corona is abundant in Barbados
Belarus enjoys Corona
Belgium is inundated with Corona
Belize is brimming with Corona
Benin Corona
Bhutan has Corona
Bolivia has lot of Corona
Bosnia and Herzegovina has cases of Corona
Botswana has truckloads of Corona
Brazil enjoys Corona
Brunei is hiding the Corona
Bulgaria has showed it's love for Corona
Burkina Faso has cases of Corona
Burundi has many cases of Corona
Côte d'Ivoire has too much Corona
Cabo Verde has so much Corona it's willing to part with some Corona for someone else to have some Corona
Cambodia really likes Corona
Cameroon has many cases of wild Corona
Canada has many cold cases of Corona willing to go down the hatch
Central African Republic is sponsored by Corona
Chad is coming to terms with Corona
Chile seems to be stockpiling Corona

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CHINA HAS NO CORONA
THERE ARE NO CASES OF CORONA IN CHINA
CORONA IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND IN WUHAN EITHER

WHO WILL IMPORT SOME CORONA TO CHINA ? (BEER OBVIOUSLY)
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COLOMBIA is awash with Corona
Comoros does not know what Corona is
Congo (Congo-Brazzaville) contains Corona
Costa Rica has a small amount of Corona
Croatia is rife with Corona
Cuba is covered in Corona
Cases of Corona detected in Cyprus
Outbreak of Corona in Czechia (Czech Republic)
Democratic Republic of Congo has too much Corona needs to export it out 
Denmark is coming to terms with Corona
Djibouti can't seem to catch Corona
Dominica is not the place for a Corona
Dominican Republic expressed sympathy for Corona
Ecuador is a hotspot for Corona
Egypt has banned Corona. If you are caught drinking Corona you will be stoned to death.
El Salvador likes Corona
It is not hard to find Corona in Equatorial Guinea 
Eritrea has it's fair share of Corona
Estonia has always had Corona

Eswatini has no shortage of Corona
Ethiopia has many cases of Corona
Fiji has drunk all the Corona
Finland Corona is frozen solid and can't be consumed.
France is showing it's love for Corona
Gabon is unaware of Corona
Gambia would like to have more Corona
Georgia is having a hard time Corona
Germany is having a soft time with Corona
Ghana is coming to terms with not having any Corona
Greece is in financial debt and can't afford Corona at this point in time

Grenada would like to know where Corona would have it's place

Guatemala is rife with Corona
Guinea has Corona as far as the eye can see
Guinea-Bissau has reported many cases of Corona
Guyana can't be far from having Corona
Haiti is the perfect place for a Corona
Holy See the pope enjoys having a Corona after Church
Honduras wishes it had more Corona
Hungary is thirsty for Corona
Iceland has seen all it's Corona frozen into solid ice. It is unable to do anything with Corona.
Corona is slowly becoming more common in India
Indonesia has cases of Corona

Iran does not welcome Corona

Under Iran's Islamic Penal Code, consumption of alcoholic beverages is punishable by 80 lashes, and if an individual is convicted and sentenced three times, the punishment on the fourth occasion is death

Anyone caught with Corona shall be lashed 80 times. eighty times. If they continue to have a relationship or have Corona they will be sentenced thrice,.. and if one is to catch Corona a fourth time you will be put to Death.

Iraq is too pre-occupied with other issues to bother about Corona

Ireland has a special edition of Corona that is bright hurt your eyes Green
Israel have increased the taxes on Corona but still enjoy it despite the increased cost
Italy feels strongly about Corona
Jamaica is showing alot of energy and excitement for Corona
Japan love Corona. Japan love it so much there is a shortage of Corona. 

Japan is not missing out on Corona

Jordan has been free of Corona for sometime
Kazahkstan is inundated with a large amount of Corona, it's very soothing on a hot day. 

Borat is reported to be drinking seven Coronas a day for his good health.
Kenya has Corona
So does Kiribati 
and Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan is untieing its tongue and wrapping its lips around Corona on the daily
Loas has Corona everywhere
Latvia has no cases of Corona
Lebanon has no Corona
Lesotho is helping Lebanon by giving them some Corona
Liberia has come to terms with Corona
Libya cries for corona
Liechtenstein is having it's first case of Corona
Lithuanian is struggling with Corona
Luxembourg is rife with cases of Corona
You can't go far in Madagascar without Corona being at every twist and turn
Malawi does not like having Corona
Malaysia is having its fourth case of Corona
 Maldives is not allowed to have Corona
Mali has cases of Corona
Malta has cases of Corona
Marshall Islands has cases of Corona
Mauritania has zero cases of Corona
Mauritius has cases of Corona
MEXICO IS THE BIRTHPLACE OF CORONA
CORONA ALL BEGAN IN MEXICO 
MEXICO IS THE MECHA AND HOLY GRAIL OF CORONA
IF YOU WANT TO FIND CORONA LOOK NO FURTHER THAN MEXICO

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

Corona is not going away

Corona is the best thing to ever happen 
Corona is better than sex
Corona will always be with me
I can't wait to spend some much needed with Corona
Hello Corona
Goodbye Corona
Welcome Corona
Corona is the best
Corona is so nice
Corona is positive
Get Corona
Get inside my belly Corona
Corona is inside my belly
I am riddled with Corona
Can I have some more Corona please, Sir?
would you like Corona with that?

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

Micronesia is having Corona on it's shores
Moldova has many cases of Corona
Monaco enjoys Corona
Mongolia is a hotspot for Corona
The locals of Montenegro are always pictured with Corona

Morocco has been patient with Corona
Mozambique is not welcoming to Corona
Myanmar has too much Corona
Namibia does not like Corona
Nauru finds solace in Corona
Nepal has Corona
Netherlands has had it's first case of Corona
New Zealand is unhappy with Corona
In Nicaragua, it's not hard to find Corona
Niger has had it's supply cut off of Corona

North Korea keeps to itself and is a hermit nation therefore

 there are no Cases of Corona in North Korea

North Macedonia has Corona

Norway has Corona
Oman has Corona
Pakistan is strict with Corona
Palau has Corona
Palestine State has Corona
Panama has Corona
PNG has Corona
Paragury has Corona
Peru has Corona
Philippines has Corona

Poland has Corona
Portugal has Corona
Qatar has Corona
Romania has Corona
Russian shares Corona
Rwana has Corona
Saints Kitts and Nevis has no Corona
Saint Lucia has too much Corona
Saint Vincent and the Grenadinese has no cases of Corona they are dry
Samoa has Corona
San Marino has Corona
Sao Tome and Principe has Corona
Saudi Arabia has no cases of Corona if you are found with Corona you will be run the risk of jail time or a good proper flogging.

Senegal contains Corona
Serbia contains Corona
Seychelles contains Corona
Sierra Leone contains Corona
Singapore contains Corona
Slovakia is having a problem with Corona
Slovenia loves Corona
Solomon Islands finds Corona really refreshing
Somalia has Corona and does not have Corona,
Corona is being stolen in South Africa
South Sudan has 0 cases of Corona
Spain has a warm friendly relationship with Corona
Corona is in Sri Lanka
Corona is in Sudan
Corona is in Suriname
Corona is in Sweden and it's shared around and enjoyed without fear
Corona is in Switzerland
Syria has no time for Corona
Tajikistan does not know what a Corona is
Tanzania has always had Corona
Corona is reported to be in Thailand
Corona is reported to be in Timor-Leste
Corona is reported to be in Togo
Corona is reported to be in Tonga
Corona is reported to be in Trinidad and Tobago
Corona is reported to be in Tunisia
Corona goes down well with Turkey
Turkmenistan has Corona
Tuvalu has Corona
Uganda has Corona
Ukraine is slow to adopt Corona
United Arab Emirates has Corona but no Corona reported in Sharjah
United Kingdom it has been reported that the Royal Family have special golden Coronas

The United States of America is not sure whether Corona is a beer or a mild common cold

Uruguay is having a hard time with Corona
Uzbekistan finds Corona to be rare
Vanuatu has high amount of people with Corona enjoying its goodness
Venezuela loves Corona
Vietnam is a hotspot for Corona
Yemen does not have Corona
Zambia is sipping it's Corona enjoying a slow Corona
Zimbabwe smiles and loves Corona

"The truth will set you free"

 "The truth will set you free"

https://www.google.com/search?q=the+truth+will+set+you+free&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBAU899AU899&oq=the+truth+will+set+you+free&aqs=chrome.0.0i457j0j46j0l4j46.3643j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

About 911,000,000 results (0.63 seconds) 

This is a cat

This is a dog 

The sky is light blue could almost be considered dark blue or 'navy'.
(This is above Brisbane).

1 - the number one
2 - the number two.
3 - the number three.

etc etc.... Maths can't lie ?



A good one that weightlifters and bodybuilders say .... 
The iron never lies ???
It is always truth.... 
Check out this video of Eddie Hall doing 100kg.

The one hundred kilograms is one hundred kilograms... its not 99kg or 101kg.. the weight is honest and truthful. It won't lie to you. Or change it's own weight. It could actually be.... 100.002 kg.. or maybe its 99.997 kgs. I don't think you would notice the .002 or the .003 difference. This is called splitting hairs.





BELOW:  This is a Toyota Camry.. One of the most boring but reliable honest cars there is 

BELOW: This is the Ferrari Stradale. A new model that is a v8 hybrid !
This is exotic, extremely extremely rare, expensive, italian, very red, passionate and heartfelt. 

This is an FBI polygraph machine. It tells you if the person is lieing or telling the truth.

Another expression from truck drivers from BP that would fuel up... is being a straight-shooter... This is another colloquial? way of calling a "spade a spade". Just saying it like it is. Calling something what it is. 

For example this is a really good one I like this one I really do....


Below is the JACK of Diamonds.
The card having a J for JACK .... and the Diamond shape being well... A Diamond.

This card below is a 7 of HEARTS
because there is HEARTS ALL OVER IT
AND BECAUSE THE NUMBER 7

below... is the THREE of CLUBS.
it has the number THREE.... AND that cute little shape is a CLUB because it is.

FINALLY... BELOW
IS THE KING OF SPADES...... 
Because he is a KING. HE HAS ROYAL BLOOD.
K is for KING
and it has a shovel looking card which identifies as A SPADE.

Can you imagine walking into any renowned reputable popular well-managed casino... and lieing about cards or calling the card the wrong card. Or calling it the wrong number or suite. There is not many ways this can go. They can think that your way tooo drunk... OR that you are affected by ILLEGAL or LEGAL DRUGS.... or you have a VISION IMPAIRMENT. or...

YOU ARE JUST A LIEING UNTRUTHFUL DOG.

Security would soon be called. And they would grab you by the scruff of the neck or shirt and or the hip or arse and literally THROW YOU OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK.

Here is the Berkshire Hathaway CEO Billionaire Trillionaire Warren Buffet being thrown out.

I just read some articles about Casinos and card counting. 
If you have half a brain and somehow manage to win money 
they can say
"LOL,... you are counting cards CYA... and they kick you out.
BUT if your losing money they don't kick you out.
I am sorry for using Casinos as examples but the show must go on.

I WISH that if you lied in real life YOUR NOSE WOULD GROW
JUST LIKE pinocchio !

It doesn't matter who you are
Male or Female
Old or Young
Rich or Poor 
Black or White
Royalty

CEO 10 million a year ((for more often than not completely and utterly ruining the company and making it worse that is was before and then getting a golden handshake ))

or peasant ((25 dollars an hour after tax - doing all the work that the CEO doesn't even know how to do and working 100 times harder and longer than the CEO))

smart or dumb
hot or cold
beautiful or ugly
happy or sad
big or small

etc 

et cetera

etc


YOU SHOULD NOT BE A LIAR

You are making it harder for the human race to evolve and gain and proceed and make progress.
I think I read or saw it once in METAL GEAR SOLID video games by Hideo Kojima,..
it talked about the lies on the internet and mistruths... and that if you could filter the internet
and have only TRUTH on the internet. There would be not much left. 

I do sincerely hope you are able to be truthful. 
You are doing a dis-service upon yourself and your fellow human being by doing so. 
Call something for what it is. 

Do not LIE to avoid conflict or trouble or to cover something up.

JUST LET IT ALL HANG OUT.

Be transparent .

BE EXPOSED

Be open.

BE honest.

Call a spade a spade. 

You will feel alot better for doing so. 

You will feel relieved. 
Your heart will beat slower.
You will be more RELAXED AND AT EASE.

Do you know ALOT of women are used in COURT ROOMS around the world. 

They can SMELL the truth.
Women have built in lie-detectors and can tell the truth.
Women are amazing at having this super-power. 
I can sometimes smell bullshit / a lie. But is very difficult to do so. 

Women have to carry you in there stomache for seven eight nine months? However long it takes for baby to come out. 

Do yourself and the universe and the human race and STOP BEING A LIAR.

If you don't have a conscience and don't lie awake tossing and turning at night because you are lieing to your brethren then you are and can be possibly categorised as a 'psychopath' or some similar label,...  this is nothing to be proud of. 

Because god is watching at all times and you have to impress god. 

He is not impressed with liars. 

Quote from Buzz Aldrin

 8year old girl: " Why hasn't anyone been to space in such a long time ? "

 or it was " Why hasn't anyone been to the moon in such a long time ? " 


Buzz Aldrin: "That’s not an 8-year-old’s question. That’s my question. I want to know. But I think I know. Because we didn’t go there. That’s the way it happened. And if it didn’t happen it’s nice to know why it didn’t happen so in the future if we want to keep doing something we need to know why something stopped in the past if we want to keep it going."

Apparently he saw innocence and beauty and purity in the child eyes. And couldn't handle being a liar anymore, because Buzz,.. is no spring-chicken he is old with grey and white hairs and wrinkles etc. 

I couldn't handle being a liar for that long. 

Why do people / humans lie ? For what purpose?

Do you lie to people in the daily ? Or do you tell a lie once a month ?

Are you able to keep a lieing going for a long period of time ? 

Do you feel guilty for being a liar?

Or do you not have a conscience,... so you can tell people lies and lies and more lies,... and still fall asleep with your head on the pillow at night? 

The eight year old girl is smarter and braver than 99.9999999999999999999% of people to ask such a question to such an important figure. 

So when are we next going to space. When are we going to live record it with a go pro camera on the dashboard of the space shuttle ? Can we have all sorts of independent journalist cameras on it too ? No monopolistic mainstream media or fake-news or CNN or Rupert Murdoch ?

Can we do it sooner rather than later ? Can we stop worrying about catching a flu... and move onto bigger greater and better things? Please? 

I admit I once told a lie.... we had lol... 'chinese whispers' in grade six... we had a big cicle going in Calamvale Primary with Mrs Miller or maybe it was Miss Miller and we had something whispered in the first kids ear... when it came round to me I couldn't quite hear it but I twisted and changed it myself. I was a little shit. I regret it to this day.

THE END

DREAM JOURNAL: Nightmare party dream at Sunnybank with party American pie frat kids

 I had a wierd arse dream and or nightmare!! Last night... Thursday the 17th of December 2020,.. possibly thru to the next day of Friday the 18th. (Cause I reckon the dream happened thru midnite).

I am not sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes. 

I was in the southern Brisbane suburb of Sunnybank... I was with a group of Yahoo / Party Kids / Emo kids / Frat kids that had either just got out of school .... and were partying hard. 




Similar kids / teens / hoodlums that would be in the above video of Enter Shikari 'sorry your not a winner'.

I was running drunk and laughing in front of a Honda EG6 in yellow with a black bonnet and like race stickers and seats and all that shit... It was on the FOOTPATH... and I was running in front of it laughing turning around now and then to smile and laugh at the driver.... and the driver was grinning like a Cheshire cat finding the whole ordeal really amusing. 


It happened and took place on the stretch of road outside of Sunnybank shopping centre heading towards the Mc Donalds / going westwards. past the PUB / RSL. / Sunnybank Tavern. 

The car looked like the above... sourced and courtesy of https://www.ek9.org/index.php?threads/y53-carnival-yellow-eg6-sir.66276/page-2  "EK6 Paul". / "eyeballpaul". Copyright by him. Not my car.



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THEN THE DREAM SNAPPED AND CHANGED PLACES

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All of a sudden I was in a party RV type bus like the below image randomly found on google images. 

But the kids were being naughty.... They were doing drugs !!! They were starting to really party hard... They were belting up there arms and rolling up their sleeves and laughing and they had big needles / syringes and were probably injecting meth or speed or heroine or some hard shit. They were laughing and having a ball. I started to sweat and get nervous. My brother of all people was there. And he was really out of place. He kept walking around in circles and looking at the ground like a dog. I knew he did not want to be there and was extremely uncomfortable with what was going on. I said out loud... "You lot have fun... I'm not gonna stop you... But I'm gonna have a Jack Daniels and get some fresh air" And I led my brother out of the party bus... Looked him in the eye and smiled and the dream stopped. The party kids were having way too much naughty fun... I was able to resist the fun. And get my brother out of the fucked situation that he did not want to be any where near or a part of. 

THE END.

MEMORIES Earliest childhood memory white cat at nan and pop's house

 My earliest childhood memory was that of a white cat.

I can't remember what colour it's eyes were.

But I was just a toddler at maybe 1 or 1 and a half or two... 

And at Nanna and Poppa's house in Margate Tasmania... I remember the white cat vividly.

It just walked around and I kept trying to pat it.

What is your earliest childhood memory ? 

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Aldi Potatoe Wedges

 Aldi Potatoe Wedges are the bomb... you get like a whole kilogram for $1.68....

Just put them in the oven at 150degrees C... for 30 mins... check on them... they might need another 10 or 15 according to your preference..

and yum !!!

Combine with some sweet chilli sauce.... and sour cream.. and even a bit of chicken salt.. 
They are the best and cheap and yum and healthy !!!!

Im 90 per cent sure the packaging looks like this..........

1996 Spanish GP - Jerez Panic: Doohan amongst the Spaniards

This is THE BEST race I ever watched... It is burnt and imprinted onto my memory, soul, consciousness and being. I vividly remember it. I was born in 1989.. and this race is 1996... So I was seven years old ? 
It is of Mick Doohan, on the wild fierce majestic Honda NSR500, a 2-stroke grand prix 500cc motorcycle... these were very "mechanical",... in that there was not many if any assists AT ALL,.. and there was little to no COMPUTERS interfering with things. It is very very man and machine.

This is in Spain. Lovely hot beautiful Spain. It is just a race between Mick and his team-mate Alex. 

On the last lap the crowd invades the track... and it spooks Alex a little... and Doohan just manages to dive and snake his team-mate on the last corner. Incredible moment. Alex accidently gives it a right fist-full hamfist of throttle on a weapon of a motorcycle and stacks it !!!

Skip to 46minutes and watch the last lap... Or if your truely hardcore watch it start to finish. Glory days. Bruce Springstein.

Razor Scooter Childhood Nostalgia

 

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY

Did you ever own one of these bad boys? 

I had an early model just like the one shown above.

Thick handlebar grips. 

Very silver. 

Good wheels. 

ABEC 3 bearings...... somehow the Japanese neighbours one had ABEC 5s...... so much faster with less pushing.

We used to do luge down the street in Calamvale.... 

We used to run as quick as we could to the manhole cover in the middle of the street from the gutter... .RUN RUN RUN RUN ..... and then sit our bums down... just in front of the rear wheel.... and ZOOM down the street.. 

The Calamvale LOTUSBIRD PLACE Grand prix. The winner was usually either...... the one to the tiny roundabout first OR.... the very end of the street at the street sign. 

:) 

Did you ever have a Razor Scooter and zoom down your street. ??

My Mother's artwork

 Here are some of my mother's artwork.

She is really skilled and talented.... I could not do this..... I could try... but it wouldn't be this good. 

She specialises in nature

DIGIMON RED CLASSIC KIDSTOY RAISING A PET

 DID YOU HAVE A DIGIMON AS A KID ???

I did when I was around 10 years old. 

It was soooo cooool. 

You had to feed, care, look after, battle,, and wipe away the poo! Of your cute little creature.

My Japanese neighbour George Odaji,.. used to be able to do the tab cheat... tab hack.. you would use the little reset tab laminated key cardboard thing... and you would stick it into the slot and do a button combo AND VOILA... he was able to get scambled code... a poo monster or the best of all... the TREX that shot rockets. It was OP and POWERFUL but died really quickly. 

Did you ever have a Digimon as a kid in the 1990s / 2000s ???

BIG W are selling em again !!

https://www.bigw.com.au/product/digimon-20th-anniversary-version-neon-red-e/p/111486/?store=282&gclid=Cj0KCQiA2uH-BRCCARIsAEeef3kNwUueWjtp0mZW3bKyarpnRL011a_4gDKIG_TD9ajAByJgfn74X30aAsajEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

$$$ Earning money with Google Adsense on Blogger.com $$$

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Here are my earnings via Google Adsense through the medium of Blogger.com

I have had a Blogger.com account for ten years. 

This is a report from 2010 through to 2020. Of all my blogs and there clicks and views and earnings and whatever an "impression is". 

It has taken ten years to make $29.81

I admit... I have uploaded on another blog http://wowtripping.blogspot.com/

All my screenshots of the nerdy mass multiplayer online role player "World of Warcraft". A fun nerdy adventure game. I used to press the screenshot button when something cool or awesome happened. 

I did have a small few blogs on this blog here. I think once I did a cute "Places I would like to travel to" and it got 5000 plus views!!! That is pretty cool.

I do admit that World of Warcraft is a niche game... At it's peak it had maybe.... 10 million or 11 million players ? Correct me if I am wrong. And on Earth I here rumors that there is 8.5 BILLION people..... so 10 million people compared to 8.5 billion is a really really small drop in the ocean. But still a drop nonetheless. And it is a nerdy and still probably is a nerdy game. It was fun and cool,.. I would play it again,.. but I might get too addicted. I wouldn't mind getting Gran Turismo 7 on Playstation 5 and getting a decent steering wheel and giving that a red hot crack. 

I did send google a rude gross message comparing money made through this to performing a rude act on a fellow human being for money $. I could make more money in 10 minutes doing something rude than in 10 ... ten... t - e - n . ... years of blogging. Sorry poor google employee that got that message I was a tad cranky. And I apologise. But it is the truth and I am saying it like it is. But after a meditation and seeing things from another point of view I can appreciate that my blog is a crappy niche rare wierd odd blog ( the WOW one) and I have not nearly put enough effort or hard yards into it.

I don't plan on being a millionaire through blogger dot com and it's affiliate... it would be awesome to get at least one cheque. I have considerable back pain and medical bills that need paying. If I could get a cheque it would alleviate my pain.. And the money would only be going to a smart doctor anyway... 

But yeah I don't mean to rant or go on tangents. But WoW is incredibly nicher than I thought. I did put ALOT of effort into that and have many cool funny achieving rediculous bizarre crazy moments recorded in that game.. BUT I realise hey... it isn't really as popular as I thought... nor could people really care about it... But there might be fans out there from WoW that are feeling nostalgic. I did also capture Reckful and co from BLACKROCK ... the PEAK of World of Warcraft PVP was and always should be on that AMERICAN USA realm... also called BG9. All the best players went there and I would often have a level one character there watching them duel. If you managed to win in another BG or realm / bracket that was not BG9.. it 'did not really count',.. because all the BEST of the BEST were on the BLACKROCK realm. PVP aside,.. there is alot of PVE and Ulduar. I believe Ulduar was the best raid in WoW. and I enjoyed it alot. Crowning achievement being "Champion of Ulduar". We once as a ten man group.. Did the WHOLE THING without DIEING on any boss fight. And we got that title... there is ALSO "CONQUEROR ? of Ulduar.... that is doing it on 25man without ANYONE dieing.... but I can tell you know... it is much EASIER to find 10 really good players than it is to find 25 really good players....

Anyway Peace out.

Respect to google and blogger and Blizzard entertainment. 

Google has come along way since it's release. I remember YAHOO being the dominant player in the early days of the internet. and even ALTO VISTA? search and HOTBOT? search systems... we are talking dial up internet.... Pentium 3 1000Mhz times.. Google is huge and punches big for its weight and size and probably dominates and controls alot of the internet. I hear about your AIs. and your money. and your brains and how good you are. The only gripe I have with google... Is once EVER I was mapped by a google map car... AND YOU CUT ME IN HALF AND BLURRED ME OUT. But it is probably just the camera and the driver and where I was ... I won't get mad or cry over it.. Just slightly pisses me off that I didn't make the cut. I am sure there are other people that with the google car didn't make it... have been blurred.... cut in half ETC.

Blogger dot com is a well built awesome put together platform. I don't want to go anywhere else. I hope you continue to let me blog. I hope I can have my freedom of speech as a free human on gods Earth. I restate ... I do not go out of my way to offend people. Some people are 'soft' and easily offended. I am hard.. but not solid rock rock diamond carbon hard.. but hard nonethless. I have come from the school of hard knocks. I don't intent on deliberately being super vulgar and being taken off of here. I will try to aim to be positive and happy and friendly etc etc. I could go to town and rant about how bad this is ... or this sucks.... or this is F#2$@$King terrible RA RA.. .but there is enough negativity in the world. But I have had very negative family members I won't name. And the TV and news here in Australian all owned by Ruprt Murdoch the billionaire who controls absolutely everything we watch down to what is said and the programme... just consistently pumps out incredibly negative.. with very few positive or happy stories / shows etc. There are some positive and happy ones. But often the sad negative and fear mongering outweigh the good... sadly. 

And Blizzard Entertainment really put a lot of heart and soul and effort into their games and it really shows... before WoW I was also a big fan of Diablo 2. and Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction. I remember the starting farm level area... and Deckcard Cain... and the music and atmosphere and monsters and maps and dungeons and levels. It was incredibly immersive and well made. Big pat on the back to Blizzard. You are really good and awesome. Sorry there was maybe 1 or 2 times ever in game where I got too emotional or lost my shit. But for good reason something was going on.. And I was too competitive and I admit I could be seen as a sore loser. I am sorry for my offensive language.. But I was a good player and a good person 99.9999% of the time. Just once or twice of the hours and days and years spent playing immersed in this WoW Coma Peter Pan escapism bubble that I lost my shit. 

Nerds ... sorry... computer geniuses... are not given enough credit that is due to them... In MY high-school it was UNCOOL to be a nerd and smart and IT etc etc... But turns out IT and computers can and do pay off if you put the effort in ... I do once remember a Ferrari driving (in red of course) (also a convertible) with his son in the side. He had made it big in IT and got the Red Ferrari to show for it. 


THANK YOU FOR READING A WALL OF TEXT. 

GOD BLESS YOU

Mobile phone detox

Turn off your mobile phone.

Take the battery out. 

Have a one week detox. 

Hide it somewhere. 

Get an alarm clock so you can still wake up. 

Email your mother and father and say you are having a week off of your phone. 

And go about your day. 

You will carry less weight. 

You won't be harmed by the waves and frequencies and radiation that the phone gives off. 

You won't get sore eyes from staring at the screen.

You might actually see a bird or a nice car or a cloud or a plane in the air or help an old lady cross the road or find money on the ground because your not staring at your phone!!

Didn't that feel good ?? 

Do Aliens exist?

Do Aliens exist?

I have never seen one.

None of my family or friends or acquaintances have seen one.

I can only give some many opinions or guesses. 

They seem to be cowards? They don't want to show themselves if they do exist? Or are afraid ? Or scared? Or are embarrassed ? 

Maybe they watch over us ... or are among us ... or are invisible... or aren't ALLOWED to intervene or interact? 

Maybe they are incredibly really dumb and not smart?

Maybe Aliens are really really really super smart... and are disgusting, appalled and find us so funny and ridiculous that WE are not worth THEIR time?

There seems to be a bit of talk about them on movies and hollywood and tv shows etc etc... There are always what seem to be fake or poorly recorded wanky footage that is filmed on a potato in shit poor quality and the cameraman or camerawoman is always shaking and can't focus properly. 

Maybe they are really nice and polite and friendly??

Maybe they are really evil and just want to probe us and do experiments on us ?

Maybe they give off radiation and if we even go near them we get incredibly sick ?

I have expressions of them being "fallen angels" and the other side of the coin "Fallen demons"?

I want to think they are cowards? 

Maybe they don't even exist?

No one knows. 

There might be people out there on Earth that know?

The government are often soft and secretive... (most if not all governments).. and even if they DID had some hidden away some where... they would never ever ever tell you. 

I don't ever give it much thought. Certain motorbike friends laugh when I say this but I basically " go to bed,.. wake up,, eat food,... do a shit,,,.. go to work,... watch tv... do outside stuff. play fetch with dog. piss in the toilet .. go to bed .. do it all over again. 

That is LIFE. for most people. 

What do you think ?

Please comment and be the first comment in the comment section !!

"The meaning of life is to be happy" by Matthew Phillip Bachmayer

 The meaning of life to me

.....

 is to be happy. 

To try to be a happier person,.. this is baseline stuff.... 

I try.... to eat healthy (fruit and veg and lean meat / some fatty meats )

Exercise. (For at least two ... hours a day or more)

SLEEP. 

I feel really incredibly old at 31 ((like I have died 1000 times and I am a reincarnation of maximus gladiator russel crowe old)) .... .. I NEED more than six hours sleep. I am crabby and grouchy and unpleasant with any less. I love having seven or eight.... more than eight and I start to feel overslept? and lazy and slothlike. 
And trying to go to bed at nine ... nine thirty max.... with waking up at 5... 515... 530... routine !!
EVEN on weekends... somehow... going to bed at nine ... and getting up at 5... helps alot. 

Here are other random, wierd, quirky and 

unusual or not so unusual these work for me and may indeed work for you too: 

• Feeding animals. Feed the birds. Feed the pigeons. Feed the dog.. Feed the stray cat in the drain. Shout the scrawny stinking filthy stinking drifting street kids some hungry jacks some big burgers who have worn the same shirt and shoes for a month. Give water ! set up a birdbath for the local birds. Feed the possum a banana or apple ! I learn to feed the animals from my favorite BP customer EDWINA. She would feed the twit birds.. and the neighbours cat,.. cat-food. Even before her own food / needs. Dedication.

• Practice and do your hobby. Don't let others make you feel guilty about it. I love motorbikes. At least once a fortnight,... or at least... once a month I go on a decent mountain or wherever motorbike ride. Recently I did a trackday at Lakeside and that was eye opening.

• Watch comedy or watch funny films... Or a really good one ... watch funny animals and funny zoo animals and funny babies and funny animals and children. Laughter is medicene for the soul. The most basic animal and kids videos all for free on youtuhe can work wonders.

• I love my Hawaiian Shirts.. at LOWES there is heaps of Hawaiian shirts for only $20.
  www.lowes.com.au/   I feel happier and better wearing one. IT WORKS !

• Be honest with yourself and others. Say the truth.. Speak the truth. Don't sugarcoat or avoid. Be blunt honest and truthful and it saves alot of time and confusion. which in turn should make you happier. You should be able to find happiness in being genuine and not a fake. 

• Go for a swim !!! In science we all learnt in school or high school etc... That there is solid, liquid and gas. GO FIND LIQUID. WATER !!! Go to a beach. or a SAFE SWIMMING HOLE WITH SUPERVISION... and go swim for an hour ... You will feel so so much better. 

• Sing. On a motorbike it is very easy because no one is listening. The shower is also good. I often sings 90s or 2000s songs or love songs or britney spears or aerosmith or red hot chilli peppers in my helmet. Lifts the soul and spirit and no embarressment !!

• Play your favorite video game. Even though I am a Motorbike NUT. One of my favorite games would be old school. Gran Turismo 3 on the Playstation 2. It's one of my fave games. Just an hour puts me in a good mood. 
  
  
  
• Play music. I enjoy piano and ukulele. Grab a coffee.. and a comfy chair .. or a milk crate.. and go out in public and just JAM. Play for hours and hours. Play Ad jingles. Play video game music. Play TV theme songs. Play nursery rhymes. Play an ACTUAL SONG. who knows. Go for it ! When I jammed for an hour or two on the uku and or piano. I felt happy and at ease.

• Bicycles,... flying a kite,... playing fetch with a dog,... patting a cat,.... watching comedy films or stand up comedy,... filling your bathroom with 100 rubber ducks for 25 dollars off of a chinese ebay seller,... do some gardening,... build a vegie garden,...
  
  Read the Enyclopdedia A to Z ... start to finish... it's going to take a long time... And there is probably encyclopedia's written by many authors... and then go pursue the most interesting subjects to you that are in there !..

•  Don't smoke cigarettes,... they are a mind and body poison with 1000 plus chemicals that make you sick and make you stink... and they make you sad. The Government have not banned them because they make an absolute INSANE amount of money off of them $$$$$$$.

• Be hygienic. Have a really hot shower and a really soapy one. Scrub everywhere and everything. Use your favorite smelling bodywash and brush your teeth real good and go to the dentist and get a mouthwash from your shops. Wear the best smelling to you cologne. Wierdly being really clean can make you happy ?

• ACTUALLY SOCIALISE... DO NOT HIDE BEHIND. FACEBOOK. BEBO. MYSPACE. SNAPCHAT. INSTAGRAM. TWITTER. ETC ETC. GO ACTUALLY MEET SOMEONE AND LOOK THEM IN THE EYES AND TALK TO THEM. ASK THEM HOW THEIR DAY IS. AND HOWS THE FAMILY AND MAYBE EVEN GO TO THE CINEMAS OR GET A COFFEE OR GO TO A GOLF DRIVING RANGE OR MINI GOLF . STOP STARING AT A F@$$42$cking SCREEN.
  
  
  
• GET SUNLIGHT. The sun makes you happy. Don't stay in it for hours and hours and hour and hours and turn pink and peel and get skin cancer. Get enough.
  
  
  
• HELP OTHERS. Help the starving kids in Africa. Help the homeless bum. Help the whales from being harpooned. Save the Rhinoceros because the hunter is killing it because he/she thinks that the horn contains magical shamanic powers. save the environment.. plant a F4325KING TREE.
  
  
  
  
  be thankful you are f@$2$KING ALIVE
  OUT OF THE millions and millions and millions of sperm that scurried out of your dad's balls and shot out his sausage into your mum's welcoming love tunnel. 
  
  YOU MADE IT.
  BE THANKFUL THAT YOU ARE 
  F@%5@KING ALIVE !
  
  
  
  
  

BONUS SECTION

CRY ..THE OPPOSITE OF BEING HAPPY AND SMILING..

IS CRYING

LET IT OUT.

GO BUY A BOTTLE OF GORDONS PINK

(This is a depressant. A sad drink. You won't really see happy nightclubbers drinking this 

A wise man once told me this. If this doesn't make you cry nothing will. )

(It has a demon looking thing below the title... and it is registerered ??? or appointed?? by HM the Royal Family of the UK. So if they stamp something you know it's good)(And maybe someone in the Royal Family gets sad and drinks this ? I bet one of em does.)

(( I can drink about 500-600mls... I can't quite do 700 mls... And my tear's don't fall they crash around me.)) ((If I were to do 700mls I would probably vomit)) ((I do not encourage or condone binge drinking and or alcohol poisoning. ))

(I LEGALLY DECLARE I HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER HOW MUCH YOU DRINK AND WHATEVER HAPPENS AS A RESULT)

 GIN DO NOT MIX OR WATER IT DOWN OR BE A SOFT COCK WITH IT. 

DRINK IT STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE. 
TAKE A BIG SWIG
THINK OF ALL THE TERRIBLE AWFUL DISGUSTING PERVERSE EVIL WRONG DEVIL DIABOLICAL SATANIC ... OH I MISSED OUT.. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME... UNLAWFUL.. SAD.. DEPRESSED .. EMO .. MISERABLE AWFUL FILTHY BAD HORRIBLE NASTY SHIT 

TAKE ANOTHER BIG SWIG OF THAT GORDONS PINK GIN ( GIN IS A DEPRESSANT) 

AND THINK OF THE WORST THREE MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE. 

HAVE ANOTHER BIG DRINK.

FOCUS ON THOSE WORST THREE... REPLAY THEM START TO FINISH... EVERY MINOR AND MAJOR DETAIL(S)

THATS IT... UH HUH .. UH HUH WAAAAA
START CRYING..
CRY AND CRY AND CRY... EVEN IF YOUR MALE.... CRY AND CRY SOME MORE
RELEASE YOUR PAIN. 
After you have cried. My record is seven hours but I was in a dark place and a dark time in Salisbury.  My gin record would only be maybe four or five hours. 

JUST CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY. 

AFTER

after you've cried so much.. your jaw fucking hurts. your eyes are swollen .. people have went up to you and asked " are you okay" (clearly your not ok ) !!. Your tear ducts have actually stopped. and you feel a "Linkin Park Numb". breathe. realise that you are in the present moment. And that life is not perfect. Life would be fucking boring if it were perfect. Because we are humans and humans DO INDEED make mistakes. ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. Even the high paid CEO or Government Agent even the ROYALTY even the JUDGE god forbid.. MAKES MISTAKES. but so too does the CRIMINAL ... THE HOT BLONDE BARBIE GIRL AND THE HOMELESS BUM of THIRTY PLUS YEARS BEING HOMELESS we all MAKE FUCKING MISTAKES its part of being human. 

EVEN robots and computers make mistakes but that's another whole story.

Cry till you can cry no more. Once you come out the other side you will feel numb because you have let go of all the pain. Only then can you reconcile,.. adjust,.. refocus and live in the moment and not that fucked horrible thing that happened to you. Once you've hit super rock bottom you can only really go onwards and upwards. Even the lightest smile or funnyiest tinyiest thing might be a small positivity any smallest ray of happiness. 

One close to me tells me it's more than likely you will fall asleep. That is good too.. Cry.... fall asleep... And wake up the next day. And anything is gonna be better than crying all day. Even if you go for a walk.. or go for a cruise.. or buy one lotto ticket or ... eat some KFC. or sow some seeds in a vegie garden... ((instead of crying)) you'll be alot better for it. LET IT OUT. 

Sexually frustrated and agitated white haired generation 'baby-boomer' man at Indooroopilly BP

 Sexually frustrated and agitated white haired generation 'baby-boomer' man at Indooroopilly BP

On Friday last week I had the agonising task of following up on being OVERCHARGED for fuel at BP Indooroopilly. 

They allege I was on pump 5 and put 18.74? litres into my motorbike... Which is abusrb and logically impossible because it only has a 17 litre tank.. .If I squeezed a magical extra 1.74 more litres in,.. it would burst out the top and all over the bike and possibly from the 100 degree C hot engine ignite and catch fire. Burning a brand new bike and possibly blowing up the gas station and making channel 7,.. channel 9 or channel 10 local news etc. ( I am still in the process of sorting this out). 

Before I was able to touch base a second time with the manager. A wierd spectacle was going on ... There was a number of about to be retired men and some young chaps.. with not one but FIVE porsches... all racing or fast models like 911s and gt3's and all this with bird cage roll cage and racing numbers etc.

This old KFC colonel sanders looking sexually frustrating loud ignorant brash pig holding up the queue man carried on like a pork chop... yelling at the indian counter boy "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET 8 CENTS OFF"... " WHY DONT YOU JUST GIVE ME EIGHT CENTS OFF?!?".

He kept carrying on and carrying on ... I held and bit my tongue. I wanted to say "Dude,... you own five Porsches and your worried about saving 8 cents a litre??? Give the poor kid a break,... corporate BP get him to say that shit and pedal that deal,... and you SURE as HELL look like a corporate pen pushing thug don't cha ?? "

But I just shut up and let him carry on.

I thanked the indian cash register kid for his patience. 

And another day I will solve this drama of being overcharged for fuel!

Have you had anyone spit the dummy at a cashier or customer service person during XMAS or otherwise ???

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HE LOOKED LIKE THE OLD DUDE BELOW... PUT WITHOUT THE BLACK BERET HAT.
AND HE HAD WHITE OR SEE THRU? COLOURED SPECS.