Update

Hope all is well 

This blog I might keep going for nostalgia purposes.

For my latest work I am doing a blog on finance...

On how to make big money $$$ ..... save money $$$ and invest money $$$.

https://thisisnotfinancialadvicelol.blogspot.com/

I hate Corona I love Corona I have Corona You have Corona We all have a Corona Everyone has Corona

 

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

THIS IS ALL A JOKE MEANT TO BE A JOKE

PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED

" IT IS BETTER TO LAUGH THAN TO CRY " 

THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE CORONA BEER.. NOTHING ELSE 

I JUST WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT BEER THE CORONA BEER. 

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

I AM NOT A RACIST. WE ARE ALL GODS CHILDREN.

THERE IS NOTHING IN THE RULES SAYING I CAN'T TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

I HAVE DRINKEN / DRUNKEN? ALOT OF THEM IN MY LIFE TIME.

I LIKE TO HAVE THEM WITH A LEMON AND OR LIME.

I EVEN ONCE HAD CORONA WITH A LEMON AND A LIME !!!

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

IT IS A JOKE NOT A D#$K DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD

I love Corona
I like Corona
I enjoy having Corona
I can't wait to get Corona
Everyone likes Corona
Corona is simply the best
Corona is life
Life is Corona 
Corona is the be all and end all
Corona is what makes the world go round
Corona Corona Corona
Coh-roh-nah
Nine Coronas
Sixty Nine Coronas
69 Coronas
I love the smell of Corona in the morning
Smells like Corona spirit
Old man have Corona
Old women have Corona
Young boys have Corona
Young girls have Corona 
Families have Corona
Auntie has Corona
Uncle has Corona
Neighbours has Corona
Schoolboy has Corona
Schoolgirl has Corona
Corona is forever

Afghanistan has Corona
Albania has Corona
Corona is in Algeria
Corona has been linked to Andorra
Corona has been sighted in Anigua and Barbuda
Argentina is overwhelmed with Corona

Armenia has Corona

Australians have Corona

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

Austria has a big supply of Corona

Corona is abundant in Austria
Corona is everywhere in Azerbaijan
Corona has taken over in Bahamas
Corona is located in Bahrain
Corona is underground in Bangladesh
Corona is abundant in Barbados
Belarus enjoys Corona
Belgium is inundated with Corona
Belize is brimming with Corona
Benin Corona
Bhutan has Corona
Bolivia has lot of Corona
Bosnia and Herzegovina has cases of Corona
Botswana has truckloads of Corona
Brazil enjoys Corona
Brunei is hiding the Corona
Bulgaria has showed it's love for Corona
Burkina Faso has cases of Corona
Burundi has many cases of Corona
Côte d'Ivoire has too much Corona
Cabo Verde has so much Corona it's willing to part with some Corona for someone else to have some Corona
Cambodia really likes Corona
Cameroon has many cases of wild Corona
Canada has many cold cases of Corona willing to go down the hatch
Central African Republic is sponsored by Corona
Chad is coming to terms with Corona
Chile seems to be stockpiling Corona

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CHINA HAS NO CORONA
THERE ARE NO CASES OF CORONA IN CHINA
CORONA IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND IN WUHAN EITHER

WHO WILL IMPORT SOME CORONA TO CHINA ? (BEER OBVIOUSLY)
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COLOMBIA is awash with Corona
Comoros does not know what Corona is
Congo (Congo-Brazzaville) contains Corona
Costa Rica has a small amount of Corona
Croatia is rife with Corona
Cuba is covered in Corona
Cases of Corona detected in Cyprus
Outbreak of Corona in Czechia (Czech Republic)
Democratic Republic of Congo has too much Corona needs to export it out 
Denmark is coming to terms with Corona
Djibouti can't seem to catch Corona
Dominica is not the place for a Corona
Dominican Republic expressed sympathy for Corona
Ecuador is a hotspot for Corona
Egypt has banned Corona. If you are caught drinking Corona you will be stoned to death.
El Salvador likes Corona
It is not hard to find Corona in Equatorial Guinea 
Eritrea has it's fair share of Corona
Estonia has always had Corona

Eswatini has no shortage of Corona
Ethiopia has many cases of Corona
Fiji has drunk all the Corona
Finland Corona is frozen solid and can't be consumed.
France is showing it's love for Corona
Gabon is unaware of Corona
Gambia would like to have more Corona
Georgia is having a hard time Corona
Germany is having a soft time with Corona
Ghana is coming to terms with not having any Corona
Greece is in financial debt and can't afford Corona at this point in time

Grenada would like to know where Corona would have it's place

Guatemala is rife with Corona
Guinea has Corona as far as the eye can see
Guinea-Bissau has reported many cases of Corona
Guyana can't be far from having Corona
Haiti is the perfect place for a Corona
Holy See the pope enjoys having a Corona after Church
Honduras wishes it had more Corona
Hungary is thirsty for Corona
Iceland has seen all it's Corona frozen into solid ice. It is unable to do anything with Corona.
Corona is slowly becoming more common in India
Indonesia has cases of Corona

Iran does not welcome Corona

Under Iran's Islamic Penal Code, consumption of alcoholic beverages is punishable by 80 lashes, and if an individual is convicted and sentenced three times, the punishment on the fourth occasion is death

Anyone caught with Corona shall be lashed 80 times. eighty times. If they continue to have a relationship or have Corona they will be sentenced thrice,.. and if one is to catch Corona a fourth time you will be put to Death.

Iraq is too pre-occupied with other issues to bother about Corona

Ireland has a special edition of Corona that is bright hurt your eyes Green
Israel have increased the taxes on Corona but still enjoy it despite the increased cost
Italy feels strongly about Corona
Jamaica is showing alot of energy and excitement for Corona
Japan love Corona. Japan love it so much there is a shortage of Corona. 

Japan is not missing out on Corona

Jordan has been free of Corona for sometime
Kazahkstan is inundated with a large amount of Corona, it's very soothing on a hot day. 

Borat is reported to be drinking seven Coronas a day for his good health.
Kenya has Corona
So does Kiribati 
and Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan is untieing its tongue and wrapping its lips around Corona on the daily
Loas has Corona everywhere
Latvia has no cases of Corona
Lebanon has no Corona
Lesotho is helping Lebanon by giving them some Corona
Liberia has come to terms with Corona
Libya cries for corona
Liechtenstein is having it's first case of Corona
Lithuanian is struggling with Corona
Luxembourg is rife with cases of Corona
You can't go far in Madagascar without Corona being at every twist and turn
Malawi does not like having Corona
Malaysia is having its fourth case of Corona
 Maldives is not allowed to have Corona
Mali has cases of Corona
Malta has cases of Corona
Marshall Islands has cases of Corona
Mauritania has zero cases of Corona
Mauritius has cases of Corona
MEXICO IS THE BIRTHPLACE OF CORONA
CORONA ALL BEGAN IN MEXICO 
MEXICO IS THE MECHA AND HOLY GRAIL OF CORONA
IF YOU WANT TO FIND CORONA LOOK NO FURTHER THAN MEXICO

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

Corona is not going away

Corona is the best thing to ever happen 
Corona is better than sex
Corona will always be with me
I can't wait to spend some much needed with Corona
Hello Corona
Goodbye Corona
Welcome Corona
Corona is the best
Corona is so nice
Corona is positive
Get Corona
Get inside my belly Corona
Corona is inside my belly
I am riddled with Corona
Can I have some more Corona please, Sir?
would you like Corona with that?

I AM ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT CORONA BEER

Micronesia is having Corona on it's shores
Moldova has many cases of Corona
Monaco enjoys Corona
Mongolia is a hotspot for Corona
The locals of Montenegro are always pictured with Corona

Morocco has been patient with Corona
Mozambique is not welcoming to Corona
Myanmar has too much Corona
Namibia does not like Corona
Nauru finds solace in Corona
Nepal has Corona
Netherlands has had it's first case of Corona
New Zealand is unhappy with Corona
In Nicaragua, it's not hard to find Corona
Niger has had it's supply cut off of Corona

North Korea keeps to itself and is a hermit nation therefore

 there are no Cases of Corona in North Korea

North Macedonia has Corona

Norway has Corona
Oman has Corona
Pakistan is strict with Corona
Palau has Corona
Palestine State has Corona
Panama has Corona
PNG has Corona
Paragury has Corona
Peru has Corona
Philippines has Corona

Poland has Corona
Portugal has Corona
Qatar has Corona
Romania has Corona
Russian shares Corona
Rwana has Corona
Saints Kitts and Nevis has no Corona
Saint Lucia has too much Corona
Saint Vincent and the Grenadinese has no cases of Corona they are dry
Samoa has Corona
San Marino has Corona
Sao Tome and Principe has Corona
Saudi Arabia has no cases of Corona if you are found with Corona you will be run the risk of jail time or a good proper flogging.

Senegal contains Corona
Serbia contains Corona
Seychelles contains Corona
Sierra Leone contains Corona
Singapore contains Corona
Slovakia is having a problem with Corona
Slovenia loves Corona
Solomon Islands finds Corona really refreshing
Somalia has Corona and does not have Corona,
Corona is being stolen in South Africa
South Sudan has 0 cases of Corona
Spain has a warm friendly relationship with Corona
Corona is in Sri Lanka
Corona is in Sudan
Corona is in Suriname
Corona is in Sweden and it's shared around and enjoyed without fear
Corona is in Switzerland
Syria has no time for Corona
Tajikistan does not know what a Corona is
Tanzania has always had Corona
Corona is reported to be in Thailand
Corona is reported to be in Timor-Leste
Corona is reported to be in Togo
Corona is reported to be in Tonga
Corona is reported to be in Trinidad and Tobago
Corona is reported to be in Tunisia
Corona goes down well with Turkey
Turkmenistan has Corona
Tuvalu has Corona
Uganda has Corona
Ukraine is slow to adopt Corona
United Arab Emirates has Corona but no Corona reported in Sharjah
United Kingdom it has been reported that the Royal Family have special golden Coronas

The United States of America is not sure whether Corona is a beer or a mild common cold

Uruguay is having a hard time with Corona
Uzbekistan finds Corona to be rare
Vanuatu has high amount of people with Corona enjoying its goodness
Venezuela loves Corona
Vietnam is a hotspot for Corona
Yemen does not have Corona
Zambia is sipping it's Corona enjoying a slow Corona
Zimbabwe smiles and loves Corona

"The truth will set you free"

 "The truth will set you free"

https://www.google.com/search?q=the+truth+will+set+you+free&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBAU899AU899&oq=the+truth+will+set+you+free&aqs=chrome.0.0i457j0j46j0l4j46.3643j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

About 911,000,000 results (0.63 seconds) 

This is a cat

This is a dog 

The sky is light blue could almost be considered dark blue or 'navy'.
(This is above Brisbane).

1 - the number one
2 - the number two.
3 - the number three.

etc etc.... Maths can't lie ?



A good one that weightlifters and bodybuilders say .... 
The iron never lies ???
It is always truth.... 
Check out this video of Eddie Hall doing 100kg.

The one hundred kilograms is one hundred kilograms... its not 99kg or 101kg.. the weight is honest and truthful. It won't lie to you. Or change it's own weight. It could actually be.... 100.002 kg.. or maybe its 99.997 kgs. I don't think you would notice the .002 or the .003 difference. This is called splitting hairs.





BELOW:  This is a Toyota Camry.. One of the most boring but reliable honest cars there is 

BELOW: This is the Ferrari Stradale. A new model that is a v8 hybrid !
This is exotic, extremely extremely rare, expensive, italian, very red, passionate and heartfelt. 

This is an FBI polygraph machine. It tells you if the person is lieing or telling the truth.

Another expression from truck drivers from BP that would fuel up... is being a straight-shooter... This is another colloquial? way of calling a "spade a spade". Just saying it like it is. Calling something what it is. 

For example this is a really good one I like this one I really do....


Below is the JACK of Diamonds.
The card having a J for JACK .... and the Diamond shape being well... A Diamond.

This card below is a 7 of HEARTS
because there is HEARTS ALL OVER IT
AND BECAUSE THE NUMBER 7

below... is the THREE of CLUBS.
it has the number THREE.... AND that cute little shape is a CLUB because it is.

FINALLY... BELOW
IS THE KING OF SPADES...... 
Because he is a KING. HE HAS ROYAL BLOOD.
K is for KING
and it has a shovel looking card which identifies as A SPADE.

Can you imagine walking into any renowned reputable popular well-managed casino... and lieing about cards or calling the card the wrong card. Or calling it the wrong number or suite. There is not many ways this can go. They can think that your way tooo drunk... OR that you are affected by ILLEGAL or LEGAL DRUGS.... or you have a VISION IMPAIRMENT. or...

YOU ARE JUST A LIEING UNTRUTHFUL DOG.

Security would soon be called. And they would grab you by the scruff of the neck or shirt and or the hip or arse and literally THROW YOU OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK.

Here is the Berkshire Hathaway CEO Billionaire Trillionaire Warren Buffet being thrown out.

I just read some articles about Casinos and card counting. 
If you have half a brain and somehow manage to win money 
they can say
"LOL,... you are counting cards CYA... and they kick you out.
BUT if your losing money they don't kick you out.
I am sorry for using Casinos as examples but the show must go on.

I WISH that if you lied in real life YOUR NOSE WOULD GROW
JUST LIKE pinocchio !

It doesn't matter who you are
Male or Female
Old or Young
Rich or Poor 
Black or White
Royalty

CEO 10 million a year ((for more often than not completely and utterly ruining the company and making it worse that is was before and then getting a golden handshake ))

or peasant ((25 dollars an hour after tax - doing all the work that the CEO doesn't even know how to do and working 100 times harder and longer than the CEO))

smart or dumb
hot or cold
beautiful or ugly
happy or sad
big or small

etc 

et cetera

etc


YOU SHOULD NOT BE A LIAR

You are making it harder for the human race to evolve and gain and proceed and make progress.
I think I read or saw it once in METAL GEAR SOLID video games by Hideo Kojima,..
it talked about the lies on the internet and mistruths... and that if you could filter the internet
and have only TRUTH on the internet. There would be not much left. 

I do sincerely hope you are able to be truthful. 
You are doing a dis-service upon yourself and your fellow human being by doing so. 
Call something for what it is. 

Do not LIE to avoid conflict or trouble or to cover something up.

JUST LET IT ALL HANG OUT.

Be transparent .

BE EXPOSED

Be open.

BE honest.

Call a spade a spade. 

You will feel alot better for doing so. 

You will feel relieved. 
Your heart will beat slower.
You will be more RELAXED AND AT EASE.

Do you know ALOT of women are used in COURT ROOMS around the world. 

They can SMELL the truth.
Women have built in lie-detectors and can tell the truth.
Women are amazing at having this super-power. 
I can sometimes smell bullshit / a lie. But is very difficult to do so. 

Women have to carry you in there stomache for seven eight nine months? However long it takes for baby to come out. 

Do yourself and the universe and the human race and STOP BEING A LIAR.

If you don't have a conscience and don't lie awake tossing and turning at night because you are lieing to your brethren then you are and can be possibly categorised as a 'psychopath' or some similar label,...  this is nothing to be proud of. 

Because god is watching at all times and you have to impress god. 

He is not impressed with liars.