CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES.
TOP TEN MOST COMMON MENTAL DISORDERS
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- Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD): General disorders on the autism include autistic disorder, Asperger’s syndromeand atypical autism (pervasive developmental disorder not otherwise specified).
- Schizophrenia: Schizophrenia is a serious mental illness that can cause people to have delusions, hallucinate or show no emotion at all. Individuals with schizophrenia can have difficulty thinking clearly, managing emotions, making decisions, and relating to others. Although the disorder can occur at any age, the average onset tends to be in the late teens and early 20’s for men and late 20’s to early 30’s for women.
- Bipolar Disorder: Bipolar disorder is one of several mood disorders that leave people with emotions swinging from very high (manic) to hazardously low (depressive). The extremes are so severe that they can damage relationships, result in poor academic or work performance and possibly lead to suicide. It is estimated that 2.6% of the US population is diagnosed with bipolar disorder and over 83% of those cases are sever. Most people with bipolar disorder are diagnosed by age 25.
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD): OCD is characterized by repetitive, unwanted, obsessions and irrational, excessive urges of certain actions. Individuals with OCD will often see symptoms in childhood, adolescence, or young adulthood. Typically, symptoms will las more than an hour each day and will interfere with daily functioning.
- Anxiety Disorders: Anxiety disorders are the most common mental health condition in the US and can include OCD, panic attacks and phobias. It is estimated that 40 million adults have an anxiety disorder. We all have anxiety at some point in our lives, but when feelings of intense fear and distress limit daily functioning, an anxiety disorder may be present.
- Phobias: Anxiety disorder also comes in the form of phobias. Social anxiety disorder, or social phobia, occurs when everyday situations cause someone to become self-conscious and anxious. They spend days and weeks worrying about a single situation. As with panic disorder, social anxiety can lead to agoraphobia, sometimes causing the sufferers to become so overwhelmed with fear that they avoid activities or even leaving their home.
- Substance Use Disorder: Mental health disorders and substance use disorders can co-occur, making treatment for both disorders necessary. More than one in four adults with a serious mental health issues, such as anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and personality disorders, also have a substance use disorder. Individuals with a dual diagnosis, must receive treatment for both issues.
- Eating Disorders: Bulimia nervosa, anorexia nervosa, and binge-eating disorder are marked by extreme behaviors, which usually are rooted in complex biological and psychological causes, including depression and anxiety.
- Personality Disorders: Common disorders include antisocial personality disorder, avoidant personality disorder and borderline personality disorder.
- Mood Disorders: Mood disorders have varying degrees of severity and can be difficult to diagnose however, they are the most frequently diagnosed mental disorders. In addition to bipolar disorder, mood disorders include major depressive disorder and dysthymic disorder. Major depression is a debilitating illness that usually reoccurs throughout a person’s lifetime. Symptoms include fatigue, lack of focus, changes in appetite and thoughts of suicide. People with dysthymia have symptoms that are less severe but longer lasting — for periods of at least two years. Other forms of depression include seasonal affective disorder and postpartum depression.
HOW TO CURE A MENTAL DISORDER.
CURING MENTAL DISORDERS.
CURING THE MIND.
CURING YOUR MENTAL STATE.
TO CURE ALL OF THE ABOVE.. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ! A GOOD PROPER FUCK !
If you need to know what a "good fuck" is you are obviously too young and should not be reading this.
## LEGAL DISCLAIMER - MATT IS NOT ACTUALLY A DOCTOR AND HAS NOT. I REPEAT NOT. HAVE SPENT 10 YEARS IN MEDICAL SCHOOL. THIS ADVICE IS MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS LIGHT HUMOUR. NOT TO SAY IT MAY OR MAY NOT HELP THE CONDITION YOUR STRUGGLING WITH. BUT PLEASE TAKE IT VERY 'SOFTLY' HAHA ## END OF LEGAL DISCLAIMER
4. OCD - OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER Is once again incessant look at me, im special, im a unicorn type of behaviour. They did not get much love from parents or guardians ... or were unpopular / bullied in school. Notice the recurring theme amongst all of these top ten most common mental disorders? A lack of love. So once again. Like a broken down record player,... The subject just needs..... wait ... you guessed it... A GOOD FUCK !
5. ANXIETY is more bullshit once again. There is nothing to be afraid of. Go to work. Go to sleep. eat .. shit and piss in the toilet .. do it all over again. However. disregarding LOVE for one moment and parentals and school. It can often just be a poor diet. and lack of exercise. If you eat your fruit and vegetables and have some lean meat and some decent multivitamins. And you EXERCISE HARD FOR AN HOUR OR TWO A DAY ! you will not experience this "anxiety". However once again an easy fix... is .... A GOOD FUCK. If the subject were to have a really good time with pussy or dick. They would stop their bullshit shy soft ways. And instead their eyes would be rolling in there head and they would be so pleasured they would drop their bullshit behaviour.
6. PHOBIAS??? See the above. Maybe they also watched too many hollywood films about clowns like IT. or they don't like spiders. Which hey it is extremely natural. The social anxiety it talks about is the same bullshit that is lack of diet and exercise. A shower and a hobby wouldnt hurt either. But once again. A GOOD ROOT A GOOD FUCK A GOOD SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WILL MAKE THE DOCTOR GO AWAY.
7. SUBSTANCE USE DISORDER. Whether its to mask pain. Or to have fun. Or to party like an American Pie film. Or maybe boredom? Maybe your so rich you just HAVE TO do cocaine because you have TOO MUCH MONEY. All these petty mostly illegal vices you dabble in once again. or nothing compared to a good fuck !!!! There are rare exceptions. If you have gotten SO SO DEEP into alcohol and drugs to the point of no return.. There are people out there that would RATHER the drug than the FUCK. I know a retired stipper called Sarah. And she would RATHER smoke crystal meth,.. than to fuck ??? Although... If the woolworths truck driver appears at 3am in the morning and says if you suck me off for 500 dollars so you can buy more meth of course she is gonna do that !!! Regardless of what substance you take . No MATTER WHAT it always wears off. And you are back to STONE COLD HARD REALITY. EVERYTIME. WITHOUT FAIL. I have heard of some being stuck in permanent acid lsd trips but they are probably just attention seeking or it might actually be real ? Regardless. A good fuck. SHOULD ALWAYS BE MORE VALUABLE than a weak pussy substance. DICK IN PUSSY is BETTER THAN DRUGS ! YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOUR MOM FUCKED YOUR DAD. THATS WHY YOUR READING THIS. BECAUSE YOUR MUM. FUCKED. YOUR DAD.
8. EATING DISORDERS ! LOL
These people deserve a good slap before a good fuck. There are starving kids in Africa that are really fucking struggling and are pencil thin. And their government buy AK47s. and other guns instead of feeding their own people because they are evil and fucked in the head. There are also fat cunts that eat too much food. They will find it difficult to have a good fuck because they are so fat. The thin ones could do with a good fuck. Hopefully they stop their attention seeking behaviour after a good fuck. It is downright fucking evil and callous and cruel to even have a eating disorder when there ARE STARVING FUCKING KIDS IN AFRICA LOOKING FOR FOOD. YOU GREEDY OR UNGREEDY CUNT.
9. PERSONALITY DISORDERS. This once again is attention seeking. Mommy daddy don't love me. Wah wah school sucks bullshit. And throw in poor diet and lack of exercise. These people don't deserve a GOOD FUCKING. even though it will FIX THEM. they really don't deserve it.
10. MOOD DISORDERS. Same as most of the above. Life can be shit. Life is in YOUR HANDS and its UP TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH IT. STOP BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE. a good fuck ought to fix you up !!